Will people please stop telling me that Bush has won the election? Reports of the number of provisional ballots still to be counted from Ohio vary from 150,000 to 250,000. Bush's margin in Ohio is 136,000 votes or so. He hasn't won shit.

Don't you see what he's doing? By calling victory for himself, by saying that the gap in Ohio is "statistically insurmountable," he's trying to convince the population at large that Kerry is desperate, that he's wasting our time. He wants the country to say "Forget about it. Bush won. Don't even bother."

Bullshit. It's too close to call. Let all the votes come in, give it a few days, and then we'll talk.

And at that point, if Bush does win, then you can move to Canada.